Chainsaw Advertising

Mission Impossible? No way!
On the Web, your customer is a moving target. We know how to catch him. For customized Web solutions that mean business, Chainsaw Advertising is definitely a cut above the rest.

We've still got all our fingers.
Ever started a chainsaw in the dark after having one too many? Neither have we. We have, however, gone to extremes to create Web sites that dominate. If you're looking for a run-of the-mill presence on the web, go hire the kid saving up for a scooter. If you're serious about creating a site with just the right mix of branding and technology that your customers will fall in love with, look to us.

A little crazy (Is that a bad thing?)
A combined 17 years in therapy has taught us one thing. We care more about our work than anything else. We'll do whatever it takes to make your presence on the Web absolutely stellar. It won't be enough for us to scare your competition away. We want to make them cry. A lot.

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Okay, we talk a big game. But our years of agency and client side experience have given us a competitive advantage: we know how to listen and we know how to deliver. (We also know how to squeeze in a round of golf during lunch.) From the local gym to Fortune 500s, our successful projects have proven that size doesn't matter. We cater to every type of business, even non-profits. Led by our principals: Richard Jung, Lisa Winter and Marianne White; Chainsaw Advertising is fearless in everything it does.

Talk's cheap
Now that we've got your attention, we might as well clue you in to our bag of tricks. Chainsaw Advertising offers a total Web solution for your firm, including:

We could go on. (Just ask us and we will.)

The Big Finish
Many Web firms are learning as they go. You shouldn't have to support their education. We're successful in what we do because we've done it before. We don't offer "canned," pre-designed packages. The corner restaurant and a billion-dollar corporation don't have a lot in common. Neither should their Web sites. Finally, nobody knows your business better than you. You know your customers and how to market to them. We'll take that knowledge and integrate it into your Web presence.

Experience, customization and a killer recipe for salsa. Are those enough reasons to hand us the keys to your Web world? You betcha. Think of us as a group of over-medicated professional wrestlers looking to body slam your competition. Our Web solutions will get your company to the top and keep you there.